De fleste som kjenner meg vet godt hvor glad jeg er i serien Friends - og nå fant jeg en nettside med Friends qoutes som går meg til å le godt! (Med tanke på hvor mange ganger jeg har sett episodene ser jeg for meg hva de gjør når jeg leser quotsene da.. Hm, kremt - geek.)
Kanskje de får dere til å le også?
(Ross er professor - og dater en student.)
Ross: I would date her but there is a big age difference.
Joey: Well think about it when you're 90...
Ross: I know, she'll be 80 and it won't be such a big difference.
Joey: No. What I was gonna say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Phoebe: [
Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
(Ross og Rachel krangler med Chandler som vitne)Rachel: Hey, just so you know: it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T "happen to every guy, " and it IS a big deal!
Chandler: [
pointing] I KNEW it!
(Ross
og Rachel er på ultralyd, og Ross kommer på en "god plan" når de planlegger hvordan de skal gjøre ting med tanke på at de skal få barn.)Rachel: Wha... married?
Ross: Well, yeah, I think we should get married!
Rachel: What? Because that's your answer to everything?
(Rachels fødsel er i gang.)Rachel: ...How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr Long: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!
Monica: You don't like the game, because you suck at it.
Chandler: I don't suck at it. It sucks. You suck.
Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.
(Ross og Rachel er innom Rachel sin jobb når hun ser en annen fyr som jobber på hennes kontor - hun ser han som konkurranse og vil begynne å jobbe igjen samme dag.)Rachel: Can you take care of Emma just for today?
Ross: Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way.
(Chandler og Monica prøver å få barn, men Chandler syns ikke det er riktig tid å få barn på, men har ikke klart å si dette til Monica.. Så han faka..)Monica: Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!
Joey: I hate Pottery barn too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed.
Chandler: You took off your pants and cimbed under the sheets!
(Merker ting er i en merkelig rekkefølge nå, men.. Ross prater til Emma i Rachels mage, og Phoebe misforstår smålig.)Ross: [
leaning over and talking to Rachel's lap] I can't wait to play with you all day, and to hear your first words.
Phoebe: [
wide eyed] Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way?
Rachel: He's talking to the baby.
Phoebe: Oh, that's good. Because when I heard, "I can't wait to hear your first words" I thought, "Boy that's some trick!"
Monica: Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want.
Monica: [
on the phone] Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? Yes, hold on.
[
to Rachel]
Monica: Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks.
Monica: That is the unusual activity.
Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
(Ross feirer at han har fått "tenyear" - sikra seg jobb i mange år)Ross: [
holding a bottle of champagne] Gunther, six glasses!
Gunther: [
hopeful] Six? You want me to join you?
Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five will be fine.
[
Gunther walks away disappointed]
Ross: Boy I'm gonna get spit in my coffee, now.
Monica: Chandler, it's okay. You don't have to be so macho all the time.
Chandler: I'm not macho.
Monica: You're right. I don't know what I was thinking.
[
Re: "If you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?"]
Monica: Sex!
Chandler: Seriously. Answer faster.
Monica: I'm sorry, sweetie. When she said "sex" I wasn't thinking of sex with you.
Chandler: It's like a big hug.
Phoebe: Ross, how about you? Sex or food?
Ross: Sex!
Phoebe: What about sex or dinosaurs?
Ross: My God, it's like Sophie's Choice.
Phoebe: Joey, if you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?
Joey: I don't know it's too hard.
Rachel: Come on, you have to answer.
Joey: Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!
Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.
Monica: Oh my god. How cute is the new eye doctor?
Rachel: So cute I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.
